Tuesday, December 3, 2013

You've Heard of Low-Carb:This is Our Version of Low-Carb

I have re-worked this post to reflect what we ate while doing Keto, but what we learned from that experience.

First, I learned that eating Keto is not sustainable for the long-term or with a large family.  Eating Keto requires food from scratch all the time.  Who has that kind of time?  Not me!  So, learn to be good at moderation.  Most people spout the maxim, "Moderation in everything," but are not actually good at moderation. You know what I learned from doing Keto and then going off Keto?  That I am great at self-denial, but not so good at moderation.  It made me ask what was wrong with me that I cannot be good at the 80/20 rule of eating 80% health, 20% fun.  So, this time around, we are looking at 15g carbs at breakfast and for each of three snacks, 30 g carbs at lunch and at dinner, just like when I was eating for gestational diabetes.  We are trying for less carbs than that at each meal (we would love to be at max 50g most days of the week), but we are happy with those numbers.

Do your own research to find out what is best for you as far as calories and macronutrients go.  Even though I believe that not all calories are created equal, I do know that if you do not get enough calories, your body will go into starvation mode.  I choose to get most of my calories from fat and protein, not carbs because I believe the research that shows the link between diabetes and cardiovascular problems like high blood pressure and high cholesterol.  I am re-learning how to eat.  For a third time.  Hopefully this will be the time we get it right!

Second, I learned that Candida feeds on glucose in our intestines, but when we have leaky gut, and candida is in our blood stream, that candida can feed on ketones in our bloodstream.  I almost cried when I found this out-I thought that with four months of no sugar/carbs, that I was starving the candida in my body.  It turns out that I was feeding it with a less efficient fuel.  No wonder I still craved carbs-the yeast wanted glucose, not ketones, for fuel.  I now take a probiotic to work on my leaky gut. I am done with sugar cravings!  It is amazing to feel like I used to when food had no hold over me.

Third, I am off all soda.  On Keto, I would drink diet soda or fresca because I craved my Coca Cola and because the soda would fill me up quickly when I didn't have time to make myself a meal or because I needed something sweet or I was tired of nuts and cheese for snack.  I learned that soda, even diet, fills our stomachs up and prepares them to receive greater volume.  This wreaks havoc on following hunger cues.  After going off Keto, I thought I would enjoy a Coke every now and then.  Wrong.  Within days, I was back to 3 Cokes/day.  So, now I drink only water, or carbonated water.

Here we go:

Breakfasts: 2 egg omelet (or scrambled) with 2 pieces of bacon and 2 ounces of cheese, same omelet but substitute with breakfast sausage,Maria's low carb shake, 4 pieces of bacon.  Basically, you eat eggs every day.  I just started adding pico de gallo into my eggs and love this!  I like to use low-carb wheat tortillas to make a breakfast taco.

Snacks: Detour less-sugar protein  bar, cheese cubes, 2 T natural peanut butter & celery, celery sticks with laughing cow cheese wedge, 1 serving cashews or almonds.  The pb has 4 g carbs and the nuts have carbs, so don't eat them in the same day. 1 serving of plantain chips or most healthy tortilla chip I can find and guacamole.  It's my goal to eat more cucumbers with ranch for a snack.  You have 15 g carbs-look at snack crackers or other foods you like and see what you can get for 15 g net carbs.

Lunches: salad with any kind of meat, bun-less bacon cheeseburger without ketchup or mayo, leftover meat and vegetables, or lunch-meat and cheese roll-ups. I eat a lot of taco meat and chili over lettuce for lunch.  Sandwich meat and cheese on low-carb tortillas, sandwiches on a lettuce wrap.

Dinners: meat (grilled, roasted, bbq [without sauce], baked, pan fried) served with 3 vegetables.  Choose from sauteed vegetables, including shredded brussel sprouts, spinach, cabbage, or broccoli.  Steamed green beans (check your portion size) [Look for microwaveable Cowboy green beans from HEB], bacon garlic roasted cauliflower.  I live on zucchini and yellow summer squash.  Asparagus, grilled rainbow peppers, or a salad.  (Check your salad dressing for sugar and g of carbs.)

Things I do not fix: (just plan on 3 non-starchy vegetables at dinner, or 2 and some fruit)
carrots
corn, peas
white potatoes,rice
peas, soy beans, sugar snap peas
quinoa, other sprouted grains
beans (I might add beans to chili & my kids get beans with mexican food, but I don't eat them.)

Misc info:
Google the dangers of too much soy-avoid soy as often as possible.  Atkins has a great app with recipes and a meal tracking function.  Remember to go full fat on dairy (cream cheese, sour cream, cottage cheese, hard cheeses), cook with cream or heavy whipping cream.  Check labels for carbohydrates, subtract fiber and sugar alcohols.  If you do not increase your fat intake, you will be starving.  I cook with butter and bacon grease and sometime olive oil cooking spray.  Pure olive oil or coconut oil cooking spray is the only spray to use.  Sometimes I cook with coconut oil, but not often. HEB also sells reduced sugar Hershey's syrup, reduced sugar ketchup, sugar-free syrup, and sugar-free whip cream in a can.  Watch out for too many sugar alcohols because they give you the taste of sweetness and make your body crave more sweet things.  You will need greater and greater amounts of the sugar alcohol sweetened treats to be satiated.  Malitol is particularly bad this way.  Xylitol and Erythritol are better choices.  Agave-it's the pits. Do your research and stay away from it.  Stevia and Splenda.  People have their opinions about these.  They usually love one, and hate the other.  I will use both.  In moderation.

A Tangled Birthday

We (meaning our entire family) threw a Tangled-theme birthday party for our two-year old niece, Lilee.  She loves this movie!  You can find all kinds of decorations on Pinterest, but in the end, we only decorated with pink and white streamers which were left over from our family's Thanksgiving Eve minute-to-win-it party and a princess mylar balloon. Sadly, our only real decor nod to the movie was in the form of light purple plates and yellow-gold napkins.  Ain't nobody got time the day after Thanksgiving for making paper lanterns, Mucky Duck signs, creepy life-size yellow yarn braids seen here, or cakes made to look like towers.   Instead we wanted to focus on what the kids would do at the party.  Pinterest is always short on those details.  We needed to entertain littles and teenagers, so we had to be creative.  Here is what we came up with:

1) Lilee dressed in a Tangled nightgown so that she was both ready to dance and ready for a quick exit to bed after the party. Target and Kohls have night gowns with Rapunzel on them, but I can't find the cute one Lilee wore.  I'm sure the Disney store has beautiful night gowns as well.

2) We divided the kids into two teams to build castles out of megablocks.  You could also do towers.  Either way would obviously fit the movie.  We used an older version of this.

3) We catapulted marshmallows into the castles, along the lines of catapulting Flynn Rider into the castle.  Teams got points for hitting the castle.  It ended up being a little like the Tangled version of Angry Birds.  I bought the catapults on Amazon, but you can also find it here.

4) We played the Tangled soundtrack and watched Lilee dance.  She loved this.  We could have done nothing else, and she would have been content.  Most people ate dinner while she was dancing.  I considered having our resident blond ballerina, Ainsley, dress as Rapunzel and dance with Lilee.  I couldn't figure out how to get a teenager-sized Rapunzel costume without dropping some serious cash.

5) After dinner, we turned out all the lights and "helped the floating lanterns stay in the air."  Read: keep the glowing balloons from hitting the floor.  We used regular white balloons with yellow glow bracelets in them so that they glowed in the dark.  I used bracelets because they weren't as heavy as a glow stick and they were less expensive.  We (meaning our nephews Tyler and Drew) made fifteen "floating lanterns."

On Pinterest you will see pictures for "pin the frying pan on Flynn Rider."  I don't like that part of the movie, so we did not try hitting anyone with a frying pan.  I did consider doing some velcro darts at a target with Flynn Rider's wanted poster on it, but that would have been too old for Lilee.  Finally, I like the idea of using paint pens on mini canvases from hobby lobby to tie into the art theme.  However, I would never give a two year old a paint pen.

My next party, Zach's 10th (!) bday, will be a Minecraft party.  I am already trying to figure out activities for the party because it will be here before I know it.